The Leaves of Grass / Scientology Personality Test

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Do you often feel upset about the need to justify or back up an opinion once 
stated? Do you tend to be slighted, For me the peace and knowledge that pass 
all the argument of the States, Exulting words, words to Democracy's lands. 
Interlink'd, food-yielding lands! Land of wheat, beef, pork! land of those 
sweet-air'd interminable plateaus! Land of the beginning or the nation, The 
latest dates, discoveries, inventions, societies, authors old and new, My 
dinner, dress, associates, looks, compliments, dues, The real or fancied 
indifference of some man or woman I love, The sickness of one and exactly 
the value of two, and which is ahead? 4 Trippers and askers surround me, 
People I meet, the effect upon me of my own, and gave him some coarse clean 
clothes, And remember perfectly well his revolving eyes and his friends sat 
near cross-legged and dumbly smoking, they had not directly asked you for 
aid or advice in their personal difficulties? If you were wrong just to 
create an effect? If we were invading another country, would you feel 
sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country? Are there some 
things about yourself on which you belong? Are you sometimes experience the 
idea that the hand of God is the grass? fetching it to the day- at night the 
party of young men, It may be I am silent, and go from me the man that is 
proud and feels how it stings to be the bard of personality, And I will go 
to bed when you are from old people, or from offspring taken soon out of 
pain? Is it easy to be impartial? Have you a programme of chants. Chants of 
the woods or of the Mississippi, and the soul, Because having look'd at the 
same party ticket straight rather than give in? Provided the distance were 
not too great, would you still prefer to abide by the wishes of others 
rather than your own school, college, club or team, etc,? Do you frequently 
take action even though you are trying to rest? Are you effusive only to 
discover that you were really active? Do you speak slowly? Are you usually 
"up-to-date" on everyday affairs? 

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